why you should date an engineer.....

1.    The world does revolve around us..... We pick the coordinate system.

2.    Find out what all those buttons on your calculator do.

3.    We know how to handle stress and strain in our relationships.

4.    Parents will approve.

5.    Help with your math homework.

6.    Looks good on a resume.

7.    Free body diagrams.

8.     High starting salary.

9.    Extremely good looking.

why you should not date an engineer.....

1.    T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. A hot dog and a six pack is their seven-course meal.

2.    Their social life is carved out in online chat rooms.

3.    Works from 8:00am to 7:00pm daily, so no morning kisses or evening walks.

4.    No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

5.    Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.

6.    Touches his car more often than you.

7.    Can't take that pencil from behind his ear for a minute.

8.    Will file for divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.