Application were for employment

Programs were on TV

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

You compressed garbage not files

If you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail

Hard drive was a long trip

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Cut - you did with a pocketknife

Paste - you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu......