Application were for employment
Programs were on TV
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
You compressed garbage not files
If you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail
Hard drive was a long trip
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
Cut - you did with a pocketknife
Paste - you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu......