A physician, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what

was the oldest profession in the world.

The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from

a rib take out of Adam. This clearly required surgery, and so I can rightly claim

that mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The civil engineer interrupted, and said, "But even earlier in the book of Genesis,

it states that  God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the

chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil

engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong. Mine is the oldest profession

in the world."

The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and then said confidently,

"Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?".....